"I'll never be THAT old!" I distinctly remember insisting to my mom when I was almost ten years old that I would, in fact, never grow up. Shockingly, elementary school me was definitely wrong... Well, at least partially. I probably never actually have grown up, but I did get older. Over the past twenty years, I met my life-partner in crime, we graduated college, got married, were lucky enough to have five children, and have moved around the globe. Now, we find ourselves at a crossroads.